Some Idiot Town In Washington Has Banned Cheese Before The Seahawks Face The Packers

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Burgers. Fries. Sandwiches. Chips. Apple Pie (debatable). EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH CHEESE AND THIS PODUNK TOWN IN WASHINGTON HAS BANNED IT.

SB Nation brought this idiocy, which is occurring on Bainbridge Island in Washington state, to our attention. Here’s how the ban reads:

“Section 3. Due to the relationship between the Green Bay Packers, their fans, and cheese, the possession of and/or consumption of cheese or cheese flavored products shall be banned in Bainbridge Island City Hall on Friday, January 16, 2015.”

What about the vending machines? Are they gonna fine the Frito-Lay guy for providing Cheetos? Apparently not. But seriously, as a fan of cheese, my enemy’s enemy is now my friend. Go Pack*

*J/K. The author is both a lactard and a sad Raiders fan, but she DOES love cheese.