This is not a test, people, THIS ISNOT A TEST. Gronk has a fully operational party bus and he is ready to get weird.
If you’ve ever wondered what a hard-partying guy like New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski invests his money in (because who doesn’t want to mirror the spending habits of 20-something football player), the answer is transportation. Deadspin first reported that the NFL Pro Bowler bought an old church bus he turned into a party vehicle. No word on whether Gronk has christened the bus after any of the Pats’ post-season victories, but for now, just imagine what that thing would look like under a blacklight.